Darrell Lea posted a Rice Bubbles Choccy block that deserves prime pantry real estate

PEDSTRIAN.TV has teamed up with Darrell Lea to celebrate his latest line of chocolate delights.

After my seventh brief stint at my family home (I’m Miss Independent with a huge asterisk), I became conditioned to head straight for the pantry to sniff out my parents’ glorious snack rack.

Sweets as far as the eye can see, you’ll never be without that sweet injection of sugary serotonin again if you stay at Casa De Costello.

As I know the family pantry like the back of my hand, I also know that there will undoubtedly be a block of Darrell Lea badly hidden under the heap of less chic chocolates.

So when I first learned that Darrell Lea was quitting four new flavors, you better believe that I ran down the street in my best silk dress to spread the word to the neighbors.

Yes, Darrell Lea has apparently launched a whole new line of chocolate blocks under our little greedy noses and, according to everyone, I’m late to the party.

Discover the new range in all its glory:

Darrell Lea posted a Rice Bubbles Choccy block that deserves prime pantry real estate

I like to imagine the executives at Darrell Lea inviting chocolate buffs into the boardroom to present their wildest dreams and having those dreams approved and passed straight to the lab. It’s the only storyline that explains how this Rice Bubbles x Darrell Lea concoction came to fruition. I’m sold.

Darrell Lea posted a Rice Bubbles Choccy block that deserves prime pantry real estate

Dark chocolate will always have a place in my pantry for those times when I feel better than everyone else.

If guests see peppermint dark chocolate in your pantry, they’ll assume you have your life together even if it’s spiraling visibly out of control.

Darrell Lea posted a Rice Bubbles Choccy block that deserves prime pantry real estate

Are you that friend in your close-knit circle who is not allowed to drive people anywhere because you once “made them fear for their lives” and “probably bribed officials to get your permit”?

Smash a few packets of these white chocolate balls into your car’s glove compartment and these would-be companions will scratch their eyes out to ride a shotgun.

Darrell Lea posted a Rice Bubbles Choccy block that deserves prime pantry real estate

Same reasoning as above but with a touch of milk chocolate. You’re gonna need a bigger car to fit everyone in your Darrell Lea Datsun.

The full range should be tucked away in chocolate aisle at your the nearest woolens so jump in this Datsun and launch it, illico. You still have time to win back your friends.

Image: Supplied / The mask

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